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your arm is like a pancake

emiliano emiliano

your arm is like a pancake,
its smells like honey,
and your armpits are virgin bread.

i like your flavor,
your faces is inside my moth
get out of me !!!
get out of me!!!!
get out!!!!!!!

i throw up your face
now it is in the floor
but you don't care because....

you are my honey, and
i am your pancake in
africa.

emiliano emiliano has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of emiliano's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of emiliano's latest works:

fleshy flesh

Submitted Sep 30th 2010, 19:48

your arm is like a pancake

Submitted Sep 23rd 2010, 15:41

fleshy flesh

Submitted Sep 17th 2010, 17:07