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Poem 1106

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what's the point of a small freezer

talula balula

The washing machine took
The shirt but I had to move
The prawns from underneath
But the freezer was full
So even there my breath
Took little in so I headed
To the pool where I
Imagined diving in
Convinced by the water
Taken in by the routine
I woke up to see I was
In my bed in London
Nowhere near the country
Relieved that failure was
Just a mental tick this time

talula balula has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of talula's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of talula's latest works:

wait a ruddy minute

Submitted Nov 26th 2008, 22:13

Gentleman, A Female Exhales

Submitted Nov 26th 2008, 21:41

Incantation no 1

Submitted Nov 26th 2008, 21:07