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what daddy did to me

matthew arens

i love this cat
i love her true
but my daddy said that she aint coo...(l)

i love her so much
buy daddy said enough

she cuddles with me and purrs

but my daddy beats me with his belt....while hes wearing it

matthew arens has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of matthew's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of matthew's latest works:

sense there is not

Submitted Oct 21st 2009, 13:47

crack monkeys

Submitted Oct 21st 2009, 13:44

Kitten vs Conquest

Submitted Oct 21st 2009, 13:38