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what I get, what he gets
Emily Reeve
That's what I get
for browsing the "free" section
of Craig's List
when I have nothing to do
at work.
I could feel a tingling
all up my body
in anticipation of what
I would find
If I clicked the link
to "Free Videos":
"Getting married.
Need to get rid of the porn.
200 dvd's.
First to call get's 'em all."
I wanted to call
as a sociological expirement
to see if he'd give them to me.
But really, I wanted his fiance to know what a pig he is.
Emily Reeve has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 9/6/07. Read more of Emily's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Emily's latest works: