Very Bad Poetry

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Priddy Penny

broke down in the rain
sex with strangers
sex with friends
empty gas tank
exes who waltz back into your life like they hadn't just savagely eaten your heart out of your chest cavity
and egg mcmuffins

Priddy Penny has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Priddy's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Priddy's latest works:

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Submitted Dec 12th 2009, 20:38

for a very important date

Submitted Oct 26th 2009, 19:47

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Submitted Oct 26th 2009, 19:45