Very Bad Archive
wait a ruddy minute
talula balula
I rather think that
my poems are good
so why do i hang around
this reject's neighbourhood?
that's it i'm done
and i won't be back
oh you think i'm denying
or i'm having a crack?
well you're wrong you're
just wronger than Mr.Wrong
he was really in denial
of the degree of his pong
and we suffered yes
suffered for far too long
so unlike Mr Wrong i'll
soon be gone
i’ve quite clearly arrived
over-deoderised
and your poetic stench
is now hurting my eyes
so good bye adieu farewell
meine kleines
i leave a tad blinded
and behind a piece of pride
of a poet who exits extits
into the booby-free night
talula balula has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of talula's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of talula's latest works: