Very Bad Poetry

i very nearly almost
wrote a different poem
it was about all of the
annoying habits i have
like rarely bothering
with puncuation for example
and humming childrens songs

i very nearly almost
flipped out on a woman
who ive never encountered
when she wasnt complaining
even though she knows theres
nothing i can do for her
'cept be on her whipping post

i very nearly almost
got lost in my mind
'cause its better than
dealing with other people
their spastic kids and their inability to deal with the reality of $.30 fines

i very nearly almost
cried three times today
im tired and burned out
and i need a good rest
so ive got the princess bride
and a bottle of wine and i
will be fine in the morning

Emily Reeve has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 9/6/07. Read more of Emily's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Emily's latest works: