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Poem 204

Very Bad Archive

to Peter

Emily Reeve

To Peter,
It's been a year since I saw you last
but it doesn't seem like it's been that long.
So much has happened.
I got a new job!
I moved across the country!
I got to see mountains in the east
and mountains in the west
and glaciers!
I've seen buffalo, deer, moose, whales!
I've had drinks thrown on me,
I've lived with a drug addict,
I've been invited "mudding"
(an invitation I politely refused).

I've fallen in love twice,
once to a bitter end.
When will a girl learn?

I celebrated the Solstice by climbing a mountain.

So much has happened to me, though it may not seem like a lot.

But when I get an email from you, after all this time, all you do is recommend a couple French movies and wish me well.

Quite unsatisfying.

Emily Reeve has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 9/6/07. Read more of Emily's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Emily's latest works:

Parkp

Submitted Aug 3rd 2010, 14:09

Dirty Dream

Submitted Dec 19th 2009, 16:26

blah blah blah

Submitted Apr 5th 2009, 11:22