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the river was cold and womanly part 3this should be the last one

Isaac Berger

when we got back to the dance
my homies headed off with
legendary rebecca and
little sarah israeli
i was bored
i shoulda spiked my own drink
instead i practically slept in the corner
then we had speed dating
with other freshmen
who i already knew
talked about useless things like my favorite dog
when we shouldve been hooking up
dang it teva!

Isaac Berger has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 12/10/09. Read more of Isaac's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Isaac's latest works:

Thunderthighs may be a disease

Submitted Mar 29th 2010, 13:46

2010 is crap, jews are better

Submitted Jan 4th 2010, 10:21

Fire drill

Submitted Dec 18th 2009, 10:57