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the river was cold and womanly part 2

Isaac Berger

anyways, the dance was winding down
so we ditched it
just me
and the israeli
and another white guy
we heard someone on the gravel
so we hid under a house
for ten minutes
and then we manned up
and then we hid behind a house
and then we realized
we were in control
so we sprinted away
like all hell was behind us
by the cooks cabin
but she has an automatic light
scared the living poop out of me
dang it stacy!

Isaac Berger has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 12/10/09. Read more of Isaac's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Isaac's latest works:

Thunderthighs may be a disease

Submitted Mar 29th 2010, 13:46

2010 is crap, jews are better

Submitted Jan 4th 2010, 10:21

Fire drill

Submitted Dec 18th 2009, 10:57