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the river was cold and womanly

Isaac Berger

the river was cold and womanly
i was in my boxers
so was an israeli named yaniv
and a cracker named jd
and a little freak called nate
my testes retract to protect themselves from cold
and they retract to protect themselves from my woman
only she got grounded
and i paid a fatass dj named corch
ten bucks
to play my playlist
only he didnt

Isaac Berger has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 12/10/09. Read more of Isaac's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Isaac's latest works:

Thunderthighs may be a disease

Submitted Mar 29th 2010, 13:46

2010 is crap, jews are better

Submitted Jan 4th 2010, 10:21

Fire drill

Submitted Dec 18th 2009, 10:57