Very Bad Archive
the river was cold and womanly
Isaac Berger
the river was cold and womanly
i was in my boxers
so was an israeli named yaniv
and a cracker named jd
and a little freak called nate
my testes retract to protect themselves from cold
and they retract to protect themselves from my woman
only she got grounded
and i paid a fatass dj named corch
ten bucks
to play my playlist
only he didnt
Isaac Berger has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 12/10/09. Read more of Isaac's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Isaac's latest works: