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Poem 1204

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the piano

Mister Clean

the leg fucks a green cafe
a birth changes the hollow hammer
a water transforms the hollow piano
the song pushes the young sound

a birth changes the hollow hammer
a sound transforms the young planet
the song pushes the young sound
the river fucks the young sound

a sound transforms the young planet
a piano magnifies a young river
the river fucks the young sound
the fuckwit observes the tasty sound

a piano magnifies a young river
the diatribe changes a inner cafe
the fuckwit observes the tasty sound
the birth pushes a hollow seedling

the diatribe changes a inner cafe
the cafe magnifies a warm sun
the birth pushes a hollow seedling
the hammer discusses the hollow blanket

the cafe magnifies a warm sun
a water transforms the hollow piano
the hammer discusses the hollow blanket
the leg fucks a green cafe

Mister Clean has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Mister's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Mister's latest works:

The Serendipity Prayer

Submitted Dec 28th 2009, 20:43

Beatdown Hike

Submitted Sep 16th 2009, 16:40

My Monday Haikus

Submitted Jan 21st 2009, 09:05