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Poem 1193

Very Bad Archive

the one where Emily goes slightly mental

Emily Reeve

The week from Hell includes, I think
an endless snowstorm,
drunk relatives,
and having to prop your dying mother up
like some morbid frickin' sequel to Weekend at Bernie's
'cause she can't even sit herself up
and she won't take her medicine
because it's too late to do any good
and unpredictable bouts of tears and anxiety
because waiting for someone to die
is worse than death itself

Emily Reeve has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 9/6/07. Read more of Emily's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Emily's latest works:

Parkp

Submitted Aug 3rd 2010, 14:09

Dirty Dream

Submitted Dec 19th 2009, 16:26

blah blah blah

Submitted Apr 5th 2009, 11:22