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Emily Reeve

Sunday morning
light rain 50 degrees
(isn't this
supposed to be
Summer?)
comic-con folks
can't get enough
of Joss Whedon
I can learn to
play The Office
theme on my
ukulele if I
so desire
What it doesn't
tell me how I'm
going to get
back to sleep
what I'm going
to eat for
breakfast
and what the
hell I'm going
to do with
myself.

Emily Reeve has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 9/6/07. Read more of Emily's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Emily's latest works:

Parkp

Submitted Aug 3rd 2010, 14:09

Dirty Dream

Submitted Dec 19th 2009, 16:26

blah blah blah

Submitted Apr 5th 2009, 11:22