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the boat and the goat
Lucy Limbo
once upon a time there was a boat and a goat and they were lovers.
often they made love.
one day the boat got all wet (as boats are apt to do) and released her sails in the sensual breezes.
and the goat said, "will you please get on top just this once?"
and the boat said, "ok. but put on your fireman costume."
so the goat put on his fireman outfit, which didn't really fit.
"mmm" said the boat. hoping she would conceive beautiful boat-goat children this time, the boat lurched on the goat and began humping.
the goat was instantly crushed.
yet the boat had acquired the gift of precious miny goat sperm, goating around her boat genetalia.
and one fine day the boat gave birth to boat-goat creatures, "half ship, half livestock" as they say;
and they had no father figure,
which was difficult.
but the boat made a good single mom.
she wasn't a "ship wreck"
although she was a goat-fucker.
Lucy Limbo has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Lucy's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Lucy's latest works: