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that's true: what can i do?

eugenio furio

I think
Lisa wanted to have sex with me
Pam wanted to have sex with me
Ann wanted to have sex with me
Jen wanted to have sex with me
Jade wanted to have sex with me
June wanted to have sex with me
So I told Julia
that i was going to have sex
with
Lisa
Pam
Jen
Jade
and June
and then Julia said
she had already slept with all
of them and she had not liked it
I asked to try me
so she gave me a try

eugenio furio has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of eugenio's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of eugenio's latest works:

that's true: what can i do?

Submitted Mar 12th 2009, 03:02

without words

Submitted Mar 3rd 2009, 20:24

Submitted Feb 23rd 2009, 01:08