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swimmers ear

Mocha Santana

I lie sideways
and downways
with cotton balls
stuffed into my ears
when minimize
the inflammation
so that perhaps
I can hear.

Mocha Santana has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Mocha's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Mocha's latest works:

swimmers ear

Submitted Nov 3rd 2008, 23:14