Very Bad Poetry

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Shaq O'Neal

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Shaq O'Neal has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Shaq's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Shaq's latest works:

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Submitted May 18th 2011, 09:18

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Submitted May 18th 2011, 09:17

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Submitted May 18th 2011, 09:16