Very Bad Poetry

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smack! - a percussion poem

headless barbie

SmacK!

Boom!Bang!

right in the head!
UH!UH!UH!

oh it hurts!

kick in the face!
punch in the nuts!

what you deserve.

headless barbie has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of headless's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of headless's latest works:

smack! - a percussion poem

Submitted May 30th 2011, 14:17

Lame brain

Submitted Nov 27th 2010, 12:59