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sleepio's

Broken Fence Matricide

Lichens and barnacles
Creep up the stairs
Blasting Huey Lewis
Pork rinds go ouch

A doorknob factory in
The Republic of Congo
Is where I found
The mystery of Kenepeth

Pepper has more fun than salt
I accidentally existed today
Dreams of evil postage stamps
Why nobody for led me their poodle?

I was going to be a shakta
But then I threw up on Sean Penn

Broken Fence Matricide has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 7/7/08. Read more of Broken Fence's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Broken Fence's latest works:

Fuck Dulce Station Pizza

Submitted Aug 22nd 2008, 00:53

sleepio's

Submitted Jul 27th 2008, 17:07

Dulce Station Pizza

Submitted Jul 27th 2008, 01:22