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Poem 1682

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sigh

Ellen Purtell

I feel so bad for myself
It makes me want to sit on a shelf
I can think about boring things
And wish for a big ring
When I look at my walls all I see it white
It is definitely the ugliest sight
This poem is short
I’m sorry to report
My heart is broke
And I don’t smoke
Now this poem is coming to an end
Maybe I will find a new friend
Good-bye
Sigh.

Ellen Purtell has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Ellen's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Ellen's latest works:

Bananagrams

Submitted Apr 27th 2009, 07:16

Bad

Submitted Apr 27th 2009, 07:10

seasoning

Submitted Apr 27th 2009, 07:07