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sense there is not

matthew arens

i think i may
i think i might

grab ur boxers
and pull up tight

or yell at a hobo
and get into a fight

or run up on ur grandma
and punch her in the face

set fire to her nursing home
and see old people running all over the place

i am not crazy
thats not the case

when it comes to insainty
i just want to set a nice pace

before you here of a matthew arens kid, asking the police it they want to race

or a crazy guy in a gorilla suit, getting sprazyed with mace

matthew arens has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of matthew's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of matthew's latest works:

sense there is not

Submitted Oct 21st 2009, 13:47

crack monkeys

Submitted Oct 21st 2009, 13:44

Kitten vs Conquest

Submitted Oct 21st 2009, 13:38