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Poem 1683

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seasoning

Ellen Purtell

I have no time
I can rhyme
I put some thyme
On my prime (ribs)

Ellen Purtell has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Ellen's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Ellen's latest works:

Bananagrams

Submitted Apr 27th 2009, 07:16

Bad

Submitted Apr 27th 2009, 07:10

seasoning

Submitted Apr 27th 2009, 07:07