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screwed

Hippie Crite

I am screwed. .
Screwed like a nut!

Mind,body,soul,
Thanx to you!

I am a booger
YES ! ! true.

Smile,laugh. .huh!
Titely screwed!

Rocky is better
Snot is good! !

Life is what ? ?
Nothing ! !

Except screwed . .

Hippie Crite has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Hippie's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Hippie's latest works:

screwed

Submitted Oct 25th 2008, 01:30