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Poem 1486

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reistance political and otherwise

the imaginific

REAL R1, R2, R3, TOT
PRINT*, ‘RESISTOR 1’
READ*, R1
PRINT*, ‘RESISTANCE 2’
READ*, R2
PRINT*, ‘RESISTANCE 3’
READ*, R3
TOT= (1/R1+1/R2+1/R3)**(-1)
PRINT*, ‘COMBINED RESISTANCE IN PARALEL’, TOT
END

the imaginific has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of the's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of the's latest works:

reistance political and otherwise

Submitted Feb 22nd 2009, 21:35

first facts first

Submitted Feb 22nd 2009, 21:35

i really mean it

Submitted Feb 22nd 2009, 21:34