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Poem 1190

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plaid blue sheets.

Vivienne A.

he took me
in his plaid blue sheets
telling me how bad i've been

he's only 9 yrs. older
with an ex-fiancee in his past
and a teaching degree

we shared the same views
on micronesians in honolulu
and the same sexual appetite

but when he took me
i changed

it felt as if i lost

my innocence

and youth

along with my underwear.

he was intriguing.
until he took me
in his plaid blue sheets.

dangerous minds.
and halloween - michael myers.
the fish tank sound.
the baby crying next door.

never again. until
i know i love the man.

Vivienne A. has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Vivienne's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Vivienne's latest works:

plaid blue sheets.

Submitted Dec 9th 2008, 00:48