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Poem 1494

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picture Will Farrell reading this in a silly accent

Trixie LeFleur

My Belly feels like

the bloated carcass of a whale

that has been baking

in the sun, ready to burst.





Unable to focus on her work, she heaved a sigh

And omitted a belch so great that it shook the very rafters of heaven.



A trail of drool dribbled down her stubbly chin.


Trixie LeFleur has published another poem since joining on 24/2/09. Read more of Trixie's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Trixie's latest works:

Thursday haiku or something

Submitted Feb 24th 2009, 13:46

picture Will Farrell reading this in a silly accent

Submitted Feb 24th 2009, 13:45