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karl ribbontrop

will you let me,i am a monkey.
will you allow me i am a honkey.get in the hall and eviscerate your proctor.
jump back satan and use the right deoderant.mary tyler moore is nude in the porno flick.
the projectionist masterbated in the limelight of matza balls.
go home to the anteceedent
wherewolves of summer solstice,get my walllet out of the trash. and remember republicans are in the garage...

karl ribbontrop has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of karl's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of karl's latest works:

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Submitted Dec 18th 2010, 18:20