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Poem 124

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on dating a mormon

Emily Reeve

He wasn't raised Mormon,
but he was one once.
Not anymore, by my reckoning.

I'm sure the Mormon church
would frown upon pre-marital sex, making out with men, and multiple tattoos and piercings.

I don't think Mormons would agree that ingesting copious amounts of alcohol is a good way to cope with problems or even just to 'have a good time'.

And I'm pretty sure that Mormons aren't into Emo ballads.

At least they shouldn't be.

That shit sucks.

Emily Reeve has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 9/6/07. Read more of Emily's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Emily's latest works:

Parkp

Submitted Aug 3rd 2010, 14:09

Dirty Dream

Submitted Dec 19th 2009, 16:26

blah blah blah

Submitted Apr 5th 2009, 11:22