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oh hah hah, "halloween"

Connecticut West

It's Halloween,
I feel like my life is-
empty.
Didn't have a costume, and
I pissed on a statue
of Jesus Xrist, inri, inri.
Noone' was looking at it,
and I felt bad, it was
my statement-
a saying,
"Noone' looking at him,
they will be sorry
when they smell it in the morn.
Repent, repent"
I said-
a sorry, very
sorry hallow's eve.

Connecticut West has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Connecticut's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Connecticut's latest works:

an actual question for the very bad poetry staff

Submitted Oct 29th 2010, 15:18

Joner

Submitted Oct 1st 2010, 08:09

He Protesteth

Submitted Oct 1st 2010, 08:02