Very Bad Poetry

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observations

Zoo Keeper

love is not patient
love is not kind
love is loud
love wakes you up
love makes you feel awkward
you try and make small noises
to help love realize you've woken up
but love just keeps on going
it is impossible to sleep through love
love makes you sleep on the couch
and when you wake up in the morning
and go to the library
and subsequently eat dinner
and come back home at 6pm
love is STILL going strong
in your bedroom
and you're just gonna have to wait
till love is good and done
and you can go in and get your socks

Zoo Keeper has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Zoo's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Zoo's latest works:

observations

Submitted May 15th 2010, 09:56