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nooby poems

zero nour

List poem
Love
Love is warmth
Love is being very nice
Love is understanding
Not being so demanding
Love is saying nice words, about good things,
Love can be with anyone
Even one you hate
You can't go around shooting your mouth off like a gun
Love is not easy, but it makes you very queasy.
Haiku
The sun is shining
Everyone is very warm
They like the feeling, of its
Warmth, because its
Make them feel warm, when
The wind is making them feel cold
Diamond poem
Hot
Warm, burning
Ice cream, popcicles, lemonade
A.C, Soccer, hockey, video games
Jacket, mittens, hat
Hot chocolate, pancakes
Cold
Couplet
Zeronour is my name,
Spelling is my game

Limerick
There was an old man who hated summer
Ever one thought, man, what a bummer
They poured water on his head
Then he threw away his bed
And that was the end of the old man who hated summer
Cinquain
T.V
Television
Everyone watch’s it
There brains are getting very mushy
So STOP

zero nour has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of zero's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of zero's latest works:

nooby poems

Submitted Jun 6th 2009, 16:17