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Poem 144

Very Bad Archive

new jeans

Emily Reeve

i hate getting my hair cut
they never get it quite right
and always put in
too much gunk
then i have little hairs itching the back of my neck
all day and I can't wait to
take a shower to start anew

it really can ruin a day

even a day when you buy
a fabulous new pair of jeans



Emily Reeve has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 9/6/07. Read more of Emily's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Emily's latest works:

Parkp

Submitted Aug 3rd 2010, 14:09

Dirty Dream

Submitted Dec 19th 2009, 16:26

blah blah blah

Submitted Apr 5th 2009, 11:22