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nasty

Yelwoc Retnuh

lots of people are mean
lots of people are green
like the hulk
so strong and bulk
with abs so tough
he likes it rough
when hes in a fight
hes like dynamite
he blows up and goes bang
all the baddies go "dang"

Yelwoc Retnuh has published since joining on 1/8/09. Read more of Yelwoc's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Yelwoc's latest works:

nasty

Submitted Aug 1st 2009, 02:53