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naked robot

McKeon Hilary

naked roboooooot,
take your clothes ooooooff,
I want your circuits
in bed with u would be a circusss.

McKeon Hilary has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of McKeon's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of McKeon's latest works:

Let my people eat cake, she cried

Submitted Feb 17th 2010, 12:31

Let my people eat cake, she cried

Submitted Feb 17th 2010, 09:44

Let my people eat cake, she cried

Submitted Feb 17th 2010, 09:33