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my crappy poem

Adriana Vega

I love you……
I love you more than words can express
There’s something about you that makes you better than the rest
And everyday I wonder how
I got stuck with such an amazing man
Our love burns like hot chili dogs
Coming back up cuz they went down wrong
I hope we stay together through night and day
I want to be with you in every way
When I see you I have an asthma attack
Because your handsomeness throws me aback
I love you like a fat kid loves cake
And maybe for our next date we should go swim in the lake.

Love, Adrianadesiree Vega

Adriana Vega has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Adriana's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Adriana's latest works:

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Submitted Feb 23rd 2010, 11:30

my crappy poem

Submitted Feb 23rd 2010, 11:29

my crappy poem

Submitted Feb 23rd 2010, 11:27