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Poem 154

Very Bad Archive

musing

Emily Reeve

It has been awhile
since I've been struck
with inspiration.
But Erato, Euterpe, Caliope and Terpsichore came to me
like birds chirping and churchbells on the wind
last night when you said,
"If you're not going to swallow, at least let him put it in your butt."

Emily Reeve has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 9/6/07. Read more of Emily's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Emily's latest works:

Parkp

Submitted Aug 3rd 2010, 14:09

Dirty Dream

Submitted Dec 19th 2009, 16:26

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Submitted Apr 5th 2009, 11:22