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Emily Reeve
On the fields of Mars
I sacrifice some poor souls
to my pagan gods.
My chair makes for good
cushion for my big backside
your soul is not safe.
I spend many days
dancing the hokey-pokey
and spinning around.
Pudding tastes real good
but when you're smiting your foes
try cole slaw, okay?
Emily Reeve has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 9/6/07. Read more of Emily's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Emily's latest works: