Very Bad Poetry

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Poem 248

Very Bad Archive

mi NOO shee uh

Robert Hawkins

inferiority complex
herpes simplex
17 year old girl scouts
crabs
acetylsalic acid
a touch of Jack Kerouac
resistance to ragweed
literary technique
no no Stravinsky
teflon teeth
oedipus rex
build a temple to me
any obscenities
tetrahydrocannabinol
Jean Harlow in my bed
cannibalism
only girls would think that
rlh

Enigma cd A Posteriori good writing to.

Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works:

Ask Yourself

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 18:21

Liken Mind

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 16:29

Then What About You

Submitted Jun 13th 2011, 20:51