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math sux...

Emmis Ackbar

I don’t want to do my math homework
its boring
its ugly
it makes my head swim

I don’t want to do my math homework
it smells like hard work
and tastes like failure
it makes my stomach flip

I don’t want to do my math homework
it has no purpose in life
when will I use this crap?
its absolutely has no purpose!

I don’t want my math homework
but I might have too
just so I can
actually pass this stupid class

Im going to do my math homework, ok?
GOSH!

Emmis Ackbar has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Emmis's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Emmis's latest works:

Strip Tease

Submitted Mar 2nd 2010, 21:24

You Are/Is

Submitted Mar 6th 2009, 10:38

math sux...

Submitted Feb 25th 2009, 14:38