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lonely sad wrinkled pea

Squikward Tentacles

Lonely sad semi-green wrinkled pea
In yellow Indian dessert,
The forgetful chef left you there
Separated from family, friends; alone and far apart
Damn the cruel world; damn all those restaurant eaters
Who would understand how painful it is
To survive in such glum and stickiness; this yellow batter
Sometimes you wonder why Me?
Why do I have to feel the uneasy sticky stuff in my armpit?
We sympathize and say, We love you and you we wont eat!

Squikward Tentacles has published another poem since joining on 14/7/09. Read more of Squikward's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Squikward's latest works:

lonely sad wrinkled pea

Submitted Aug 24th 2009, 23:29

Death of a Cockroach

Submitted Jul 14th 2009, 13:39