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librarianism
Emily Reeve
I hear that they
live double lives
and are not as innocent
as you might think.
They drink too much
and read lascivious books
you wouldn't want
your kids to even ever see.
And some of them work
with our kids!
Telling them what they
should read.
They help them do research,
poisoning their brains
with "information" that
you supposedly can't find on Google.
But you can.
I hear they try to convert
people too.
Trying to "educate" us to the
wickedness of their ways.
Jerks, all of 'em.
Emily Reeve has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 9/6/07. Read more of Emily's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Emily's latest works: