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letter VBP. Robert Hawkins in hubris an debris
Robert Hawkins
Hubris and Debris (lt vbp)
02-09
I'm damn lost!
What the hell have I sent to you VBP?
Don't even ask me.
I ain't got a damn clue.
Piece of shi-t computer crashed,, yet again.
Hey, Wakeling? When you going to spring for a upgrade?
You, Steve Wakeling reminds me of and old story.
But who gives a shit about old Steve Wakeling stories?
I'm trying to figure out what I wrote last.
And your sucking-up for old Wakeling shit?
Then why for christ-sakes are you bugging me?
Fuckin creep.
My most profound, enduring respects. One of your journeyman apprentices least desirable most humble of the lower echelon piss poor creeps whom choose to persist in bugging you submitting shit.
Robert Hawkins
PS I damn sure shivered your timbers that time,,huh?
You know that saying, (scare myself) reaching that pinncle epitomy that essance that can be summation when in definition applied to you?
Well, It's never happen to me.
Damn your a creep.
Absouuullttly nobody.
Likes your ass anyway?
You do realize?
Your supposed to be working.
Earning your paycheck.
Not,,, damn sure reading VBP.
Just got your pic,, send 500 qid care VBP.
Alaskan girls?
Pay double.
You have to un-wrap them.
As it pertains to the rest of the world.
Honestly,, don't nobody give a damn about you.
Get lost creeps.
VBP
lt vbp 02-09
Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works: