Very Bad Poetry

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jailbait pie

matthew arens

my,my
how i love myself a piece...
a piece of jailbait pie

maybe its wrong
though it feels so right
no, i wont help you with your homework tonight

i love this modern world.
to love children you dont need a van or a cute pet

just a bunce of witty words on the internet!

though wish i may, and wish i might.

her mom wont let her stay out past 10 tonight

matthew arens has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of matthew's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of matthew's latest works:

sense there is not

Submitted Oct 21st 2009, 13:47

crack monkeys

Submitted Oct 21st 2009, 13:44

Kitten vs Conquest

Submitted Oct 21st 2009, 13:38