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Poem 136

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it's most probably true

Emily Reeve

Everyone has a butt,
even George W. Bush.
Which is kinda gross
when you think about it.
...and, to be honest,
I can't stop.
As he slides his hand
into his pocket,
his suit jacket will
reveal is butt.
I can see the muscles
working, in my mind,
making his legs move so he can walk around
making "important decisions" and smirking that infuriating smirk at people.
It moves him to his office, to the toilet, to Air Force One and then onto foreign lands.
I wonder, "Does he ever check his butt in the mirror to see if his pants make it look good?"
I imagine he does.
Then I bet he changes them and checks again.
I'm pretty sure he has to wash it sometimes, too.
(who doesn't?)
*SHUDDER*
That thought makes me cringe and all I can think is,
"Yuuuaghh, people have seen that thing naked!"

Emily Reeve has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 9/6/07. Read more of Emily's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Emily's latest works:

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Submitted Aug 3rd 2010, 14:09

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Submitted Dec 19th 2009, 16:26

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Submitted Apr 5th 2009, 11:22