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insects

dustin burden



Tomatoes I cut with a black
Plastic grip kitchen-knife
with little rust spots here and there.
The little serrated edges spread out like
Centipede legs, a ridge of insect teeth.

The blade of a razor is a diamond
And I have no need of a shave.
Nor delicate symmetrical cuts
Of a precision I cannot feign.
After all, it is only tomatoes that
I cut.

I’d rather be leaning in
Pressure on the wrist
Letting the blade gently
Rot right through’em

Reveling in the gore

And razors?
They cut tomatoes like shit.

dustin burden has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of dustin's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of dustin's latest works:

American Dreams

Submitted Apr 10th 2011, 18:17

Entropy

Submitted Apr 18th 2010, 09:34

wasps

Submitted Nov 24th 2009, 19:43