Very Bad Archive
initiation
Isaac Berger
at 12:00 the dance was over
at 1:00 we were back
at 2:00 the seniors banged on our door
Jacob Hoss had locked
Josh Okey came to my window
told me to open up
i told him to give me head
at 2:15 they figured out how to pick a lock
at 2:16 Elie put me in a chokehold
at 2:17 i was in my boxers
at 2:18 i ran away
at 2:19 i was caught
at 2:20 they laid us on the ground and gave me a wedgie with a canoe paddle
at 2:21 i was blindfolded
at 2:22 i held hands with my friends
and they led us away, smacking us on the bottom
at 2:23 they turned us loose
and i fell into a forest
at 2:24 i found my way back and took a shower
to wash all the crap off
dang it Oliver!
Isaac Berger has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 12/10/09. Read more of Isaac's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Isaac's latest works: