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i have a mom
Shaq O'Neal
i have a mom.
she gave me ice cream one time.
and pretzels another time.
and pretzels another time.
and pretzels another time.
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and ice cream another time.
Shaq O'Neal has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Shaq's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Shaq's latest works: