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i am drinking water

miles ross

it seems like i dilluted my conciousness this morning.

i saw a gray vortex and then i tiny dot.

i just tasted isopropyl alcohol.

my foot got locked in the gate to the subway. i apologized over the sound in my ear phones.

we avoided...uhm.
i regret not trying harder that night.

my vision...i mean.
i don't want to say anything. i should be good at parody.

i am good at hitting a tree with a lacrosse stick.

miles ross has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of miles's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of miles's latest works:

i am drinking water

Submitted Jul 14th 2009, 18:21