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helen kellar?

McKeon Hilary

powdered sugar on an open wound
a friendly “congratulations” heard not by ears of wisdom
for those ears hear not even the vows of a lover
warm hot chocolate dripping on third degree burns
a girl with her daddy by her side hidden from the one who cares the most
for he cannot even see the porno to pleasure himself late at night
a nail file brought to a ball of eye
violins playing here comes the bride only to be silent in his mind.
For the ma-- wait is this Helen Kellar in male form?


Pha kone mii bee cchha

McKeon Hilary has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of McKeon's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of McKeon's latest works:

Let my people eat cake, she cried

Submitted Feb 17th 2010, 12:31

Let my people eat cake, she cried

Submitted Feb 17th 2010, 09:44

Let my people eat cake, she cried

Submitted Feb 17th 2010, 09:33